dragon poop

Description

here at body bonbon we are dedicated to the protection of endangered species and as such we simply cannot support the harvesting of unicorn horns for the cosmetic industry.
while we can appreciate that unicorn horns have been found to possess almost magical beneficial cosmetic properties we are happy to announce that we have found a sustainable, humane alternative which offers the same benefits at a much lower price, both ethically and ecologically.

our purebred free-range dragons have been fed a specially formulated diet in order to bring you a product that not only smells great but will leave your body feeling blissfully rejuvenated. our dragon poops are harvested fresh and hand-sorted so that only the highest grade of poop makes it to your bath. all dragon poop is unprocessed and unfiltered, so you get all the benefits an a-grade dragon poop can offer.

dragon facts: did you know that the steam produced by a freshly harvested dragon poop is great for the complexion?

i smell like: grape

directions: toss your dragon poop bath blitzer into a half-filled tub. continue filling then hop in, lie back and relax, allowing the dragon poop to envelop you in its warm, poopy embrace.

ingredients: sodium bicarbonate, citric acid, sodium lauryl sulfoacetate, kaolin, potassium bitartrate, fragrance, oryza sativa (rice) bran oil, cocos nucifera (coconut) oil, distilled water, synthetic fluorphlogopite, C.I. 77891 C.I. 42090, C.I. 45410, C.I. 17200, C.I. 16255, C.I. 19140

weight: 130g

warnings: contains oils which may make surfaces slippery. citric acid can sting open cuts, if this occurs, rinse immediately with clean water, if any other irritation occurs, rinse & discontinue use. external use only. not for children under 3 unless supervised by an adult.

no dragons are harmed during the creation of our products. body bonbon dragons are reared in accordance to the protection of magical creatures act of 1486.