this bluebird has a really big eye and a very small tail. also her wings are kind of little. come to think of it, she really doesn’t look all that aerodynamic at all. anyway, she’s sensitive about her big eye so don’t tell her i mentioned it, in fact don’t mention me at all. i’m serious, don’t let her sultry looks and petite beak fool you, she will peck you to death if you so much as look at her the wrong way. she’s the worst… but she smells great.
fragrance: pink sugar