You know when something is so totally visually amazeballs that it feels as though it’s jumped up at you and slapped you in the face and you are all, “woah, that was, like, totally visually amazeballs”?
Well forget about those things because The Ever Changing Magic Pastel Eat Your Face Off Whirly Blitzer is going to blow them all out of the water. You will be so visually mindblown, that you will be all “woah, that was, like, so visually amazeballs I feel like it totally ate my face off”. You will have to check a mirror because you will be like, “Is my fayse still attached? Omg, I can’t even”.
No? Oh. Well, it’s also pastel and magic… and it whirls.
Stop looking at me like that.
the everchanging magic pastel eat your face off whirly blitzer is a Body Bonbon original. 100% designed and crafted by me!
Note: During the drying process, the Whirly Blitzers occasionally suffer surface fractures. While it isn’t amazingly pretty, it’s superficial. Providing the packaging is opened carefully, they will be fine.