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berry berry blueberry (old formula)

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this blueberry flavoured lip balm contains five fantastically beneficial oils and cocoa butter – all of which will work together like those cool little environmental superheroes who battle evildoers who pollute the earth to leave your lips feeling like the sensual beasts they once were. you know, before they got totally fracked.

ingredients: theobroma cacao (cocoa) seed butter, euphorbia cerifera (candelilla) wax, oryza sativa (rice bran) oil, olea europaea (olive) oil, simmondsia chinensis (jojoba) seed oil, ricinus communis (castor seed) oil, oryza sativa (rice bran) wax, flavour, tocopherol (vitamin e)

weight:  4.8g

14 in stock

Description

this blueberry flavoured lip balm contains five fantastically beneficial oils and cocoa butter – all of which will work together like those cool little environmental superheroes who battle evildoers who pollute the earth to leave your lips feeling like the sensual beasts they once were. you know, before they got totally fracked.

ingredients: theobroma cacao (cocoa) seed butter, euphorbia cerifera (candelilla) wax, oryza sativa (rice bran) oil, olea europaea (olive) oil, simmondsia chinensis (jojoba) seed oil, ricinus communis (castor seed) oil, oryza sativa (rice bran) wax, flavour, tocopherol (vitamin e)

weight:  4.8g

totes tasty, palm-free, vegan-friendly, cruelty-free and contains no parables. Except for this one:


“The Drunkard” by Ignacy Krasicki

Having spent at the bottle many a night and day,

The ailing drunkard threw his mugs and glasses away;

He declared wine a tyrant, reviled beer, cursed out mead.

Then, his health restored… he’d no longer abstinence heed.”

I’m pretty sure the moral of the story is: buy my lip balm and don’t curse out your mead.

Additional information

Weight 9 g
Dimensions 2 x 1 x 6.5 cm

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