you’re sodium salty you make the dead see look sweet and the only thing that should be that salty is your bath. and feta cheese. mmm feta, the best kind of cheese. some would say the only kind of cheese. by some i mean me. anchovies are also pretty salty but i think we can all agree that they suck. let us never speak of them again.
i smell like lemon agave
fresh • zesty • sweet
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sea salt, magnesium sulfate, sodium bicarbonate, citric acid, sodium lauryl sulfoacetate, fragrance, oryza sativa (rice bran) oil, water, coco nucifera (coconut) oil, c.i. 42090, c.i. 19140
shake a generous amount into a warm bath then hop in and relax. one tub will last at least 3 baths.
contains oils that may make surfaces slippery. for external use only. avoid contact with the eyes. keep out of reach of children. if irritation occurs, rinse and discontinue use.