Along with avocado oil and vitamin e, this balm in the Dem Lips range contains coffee bean infused olive oil which gives it its robust scent and warm colour. With a dash of sweetener, Affogato Bout It tastes like the cup of coffee you desperately needed this morning but missed out on because you are no longer able to drink real coffee like a normal person and instead have to make do with the warm, brown water they like to call “decaf”. Sigh. *begrudgingly eats her lip balm*
palm-free, vegan-friendly, cruelty-free and contains no parables. Except for this one:
“The Drunkard” by Ignacy Krasicki
Having spent at the bottle many a night and day,
The ailing drunkard threw his mugs and glasses away;
He declared wine a tyrant, reviled beer, cursed out mead.
Then, his health restored… he’d no longer abstinence heed.”
I’m pretty sure the moral of the story is: buy my lip balm and don’t curse out your mead.