once in a blue moon

Description

once in a blue moon will give your lips a slight iridescent blue shimmer.

this lip balm formula is made with four fantastically beneficial oils and vitamin e all of which will work together like those cool little environmental superheroes who battle evildoers who pollute the earth to leave your lips feeling like the sensual beasts they once were. you know, before they got totally fracked.
it also contains soya lecithin, making this an ultra moisturising, smooth lip balm that smells very faintly of strawberry & coconut and is lightly sweetened.

net wt 4.8g

palm-free, cruelty-free and contains no parables. Except for this one:

“The Drunkard” by Ignacy Krasicki
Having spent at the bottle many a night and day,
The ailing drunkard threw his mugs and glasses away;
He declared wine a tyrant, reviled beer, cursed out mead.
Then, his health restored… he’d no longer abstinence heed.”

I’m pretty sure the moral of the story is: buy my lip balm and don’t curse out your mead.