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monster mist


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monster mist spray of protection +5 is a room and body spray containing lavender, rose and chamomile oils that will banish all of the most common bedtime monsters, scary thoughts and even offers protection against the less common cunning, sneaky beasties that other sprays simply cannot touch. for sweet dreams at bedtime, choose monster mist*.

i can’t reveal how monster mist works as it’s very technical and magical and to be perfectly honest I actually have no idea how it works. it just does. and the fairies who formulated it seemed really intelligent and dignified. okay, they were intimidating. they were really intimidating fairies and i don’t want to have anything to do with them ever again so just buy the spray and if you like it make sure you leave a nice review. they will like that. *sprays monster mist around frantically*

*monster mist doesn’t actually banish monsters or protect from bad thoughts and beasts. this is a product containing lavender oil to help promote sleep and allay children’s fears at bedtime.


aqua, lavandula angustofolia (lavender) oil, polysorbate 20, simmondsia chinensis (jojoba) oil (and) rosa damascena.miller (rose) oil (and) chamaemelum anthemis nobile (chamomile) oil, sorbitan caprylate (and) propanediol (and) benzoic Acid, mica, titanium dioxide, tin & iron oxides, ci 42090, ci 45410, ci 17200, ci 60730, a touch of magic.


shake well before use and spray around bedroom as needed. when spraying fabrics or the body, hold bottle at least 30cm away & spray lightly, avoiding the face area. product may stain if used directly on pale fabrics.


for external use only. if product gets into eyes flush with water. test on a small area of skin before use. keep out of reach of children unless under adult supervision. if irritation occurs discontinue use. don’t spray directly onto pale fabrics.


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