sweet dreams

Description

sweet dreams is a room and body spray containing rose, lavender and ylang ylang oils that will banish all of the most common bedtime monsters, scary thoughts and even offers protection against the less common cunning, sneaky beasties that other sprays simply cannot touch.

i can’t reveal how sweet dreams works as it’s very technical and magical and to be perfectly honest I actually have no idea how it works. it just does. and the fairies who formulated it seemed really intelligent and dignified. okay, they were intimidating. they were really intimidating fairies and i don’t want to have anything to do with them ever again so just buy the spray and if you like it make sure you leave a nice review. they will like that. *sprays sweet dreams around frantically*

*sweet dreams doesn’t actually banish monsters or protect from bad thoughts and beasts. this is a product containing lavender oil to help promote sleep and allay children’s fears at bedtime.