pash me outside, how pout dat

Rated 5.00 out of 5 based on 1 customer rating
(1 customer review)

$5.00

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Description

“pash me outside, how pout dat” is a sweet passionfruit flavoured lip balm that contains five fantastically beneficial oils and vitamin e – all of which will work together like those cool little environmental superheroes who battle evildoers who pollute the earth to leave your lips feeling like the sensual beasts they once were. You know, before they got totally fracked.

weight: 4.8g

palm-free, vegan-friendly, cruelty-free and contains no parables. Except for this one:

“The Drunkard” by Ignacy Krasicki
Having spent at the bottle many a night and day,
The ailing drunkard threw his mugs and glasses away;
He declared wine a tyrant, reviled beer, cursed out mead.
Then, his health restored… he’d no longer abstinence heed.”

I’m pretty sure the moral of the story is: buy my lip balm and don’t curse out your mead.

Additional information

Weight 9 g
Dimensions 2 x 1 x 6.5 cm

ingredients

olea europaea (olive) oil, euphorbia cerifera (candelilla) wax, simmondsia chinensis (jojoba) seed oil, persea gratissima (avocado) oil, oryza sativa (rice bran) oil, oryza sativa (rice bran) wax, ricinus communis (castor seed) oil, flavour, lecithin (soy), tocopherol (vitamin e).

1 review for pash me outside, how pout dat

  1. Rated 5 out of 5

    mariellen (verified owner)

    So I have been sick for over a week and my face is disintegrating and i am lying there last night unable to sleep because my lips were so dry and I was licking them and just in pain and then I remember I have bought gifts for people from this place Body Bonbon and I knew there must be a lip balm in there so in the dark i wander over to the parcel and rummage around and my hand immediately falls onto the Dem Lips Pash Me Outside lip balm and hallelujah I rubbed that baby all over my lips and it was amazing and I finally fell asleep. And i didn’t wake up with a cold sore which usually happens when i put stuff on my lips. So blessed be the passionfruit. Hahaha OMG im funny af anyways totes recommend this shit it saved me a sleepless night. the rest of my face is still falling to pieces. but my lips are lovely.

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