apply me like clockwork

$5.00

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this new lip balm formula contains five fantastically beneficial oils all of which will work together like those cool little environmental superheroes who battle evildoers who pollute the earth to leave your lips feeling like the sensual beasts they once were. you know, before they got totally fracked.
it also contains vitamin e and soya lecithin, making this an ultra moisturising, smooth lip balm that smells like zesty orange and has a subtle sweet flavour.

net wt 4.8g

palm-free, cruelty-free and contains no parables. Except for this one:

“The Drunkard” by Ignacy Krasicki
Having spent at the bottle many a night and day,
The ailing drunkard threw his mugs and glasses away;
He declared wine a tyrant, reviled beer, cursed out mead.
Then, his health restored… he’d no longer abstinence heed.”

I’m pretty sure the moral of the story is: buy my lip balm and don’t curse out your mead.

21 in stock

Description

this new lip balm formula contains five fantastically beneficial oils all of which will work together like those cool little environmental superheroes who battle evildoers who pollute the earth to leave your lips feeling like the sensual beasts they once were. you know, before they got totally fracked.
it also contains vitamin e and soya lecithin, making this an ultra moisturising, smooth lip balm that smells like zesty orange and has a subtle sweet flavour.

net wt 4.8g


palm-free, cruelty-free and contains no parables. Except for this one:

“The Drunkard” by Ignacy Krasicki
Having spent at the bottle many a night and day,
The ailing drunkard threw his mugs and glasses away;
He declared wine a tyrant, reviled beer, cursed out mead.
Then, his health restored… he’d no longer abstinence heed.”

I’m pretty sure the moral of the story is: buy my lip balm and don’t curse out your mead.

Additional information

Weight 9 g
Dimensions 2 x 1 x 6.5 cm

ingredients

olea europaea (olive) oil, oryza sativa (rice bran) oil, euphorbia cerifera (candelilla) wax,  simmondsia chinensis (jojoba) seed oil, helianthus annuus (sunflower) seed oil, ricinus communis (castor seed) oil, oryza sativa (rice bran) wax, flavour, lecithin (soy), tocopherol (vitamin e)

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